Penguin Paint Scene

• Paavo: [sniffing] Pet? [looking at the sea animals, then sniffing] Pet!
• Baitgirl: My cap? Oh, my black cap? No, no, I mean yes, this couldn't be the same cap.
• [Nori opens the cap]
• Daniel: It's the same cap! And the same penguin!
• Baitgirl: Hold on a sec, you followed me all the way from Antarctica?
• Daniel: Did you play peek-a-boo?
• [cut to Paavo in an elevator]
• Paavo: [sniffing] No.
• [the arrow points to 2]
• Paavo: [sniffing] No again. [sniffing] No. No.
• [the arrow points to 6]
• Paavo: No. No. No.
• [the arrow points to 8, 9]
• Paavo: No. No. No.
• [the arrow points to 12]
• Paavo: No. No. No.
• [the arrow goes faster]
• Paavo: No.
• [the arrow points to 17]
• Paavo: Hold the phone.
• [cut back to Daniel, Baitgirl, and Nori]
• Daniel: No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to play peek-a-boo.
• [Paavo knocks at the door, then gasping]
• Paavo: Open up, 17-B. I know you are there. Open up.
• Baitgirl: Paavo doesn't like to wait.
• Daniel: What? Oh, penguin!
• Paavo: Come on, open the door!
• Daniel: Penguin, where are you? [opens the door] Oh. Hi, Paavo.
• Paavo: I'm smelling pet.
• Daniel: Pet? No, no pet here. Can't have a pet? Wait, isn't there sea animals policy?
• Paavo: Yes, siree.
• Daniel: Hey, you can't just barge in here. Apparently, you can.
• [Paavo crawls to the floor, sniffing, with Nori appearing, gasping]
• Paavo: Sea animals are open. [continues crawling on the floor, sniffing] Aha!
• Daniel: What?
• Paavo: Nothing. Just practicing for when I find the pet. [he sniffs at the light and the floor]
• Daniel: [whispering] Penguin, penguin no! Down, down, down. No! No! No!
• Paavo: [to Daniel and Baitgirl] Why you yell when I'm right next to you?
• Baitgirl: Uh, no reason.
• [they hear a refrigerator closing, then opening the refrigerator]
• Paavo: Aha!
• Baitgirl: [gasping] What?
• Paavo: Soda is sour. Do drink. [she closing the refrigerator]
• [Baitgirl drinks the soda, then throws a book to the window]
• Paavo: Bingo! Now move, please.
• Baitgirl: [grabs Nori] New game. New game. Hide and seek. [runs to the bathroom, shaking the cap to get Nori out] Stay right there. Good penguin. [puts his hat on, then closing the door, then looking at the toilet paper by the wind, then touching the bath, by taking a bath all of it, then running to get Nori, then Paavo appears]
• Paavo: [to Daniel and Baitgirl] Did you hear something?
• Baitgirl: No.
• [Nori clatters around]
• Paavo: How 'bout that?
• Daniel: Nope.
• [they hear a toilet flushing]
• Baitgirl: If you're asking, I didn't hear that either.
• Paavo: [grabs Daniel and Baitgirl] Move, you both. [kicks the door] Aha!
• Baitgirl: Oh, that. I unroll it ahead of time. It helps when you're in a rush.
• Paavo: Where's the pet? Oh...I can't find pet nowhere. Very strange. The nose does not lie. [walks away]
• Baitgirl: Well, that was fun. Next time we'll have to do it at your place, okay, Pirkka? [gasping] Mrs. Megatron. [he hears the rock band] Oh, no, that's trouble. Penguin. Oh, Mr. Penguin! [he gets out of the bathroom, then opening the door to Paavo]
• Paavo: If I find a pet, you are "e-wrecked."
• Baitgirl: E-what-ed?
• Paavo: E-vice.
• Baitgirl: Good to know. [she slams the door at Pirkka, then getting out of the window, then looking down] Oh, no!
• Darkstorm: Taco Tuesday! I knew that was suspicious. There's no time to lose! We must find Marcus and get to the Sports Studio formerly it's tonight!
• Cassius: You were? [looks around in the city streets] Well, here's the thing, how do we know for sure that I'm not special?
• Bartholomew: And not only did it cover me in the bed.
• Santa's Little Helper: [barking while looking up them both] D'oh!
• Bartholomew: Then I almost broke my arm with a tail whip.
• Daniel: D'oh!
• Megatron: No, no, no, no, no! These are not the colors I wanted. I told you to match them to the Rock 'n' Roll City...
• Painter 2: Did you see that?
• Megatron: [singing, while grabbing the picture, saying, "Rock n Roll Fridays"] Fridays!
• [cut to Nori, crawling in a vent]
• Painter 1: They are the same colors, Mrs. Megatron.
• Megatron: They may look like it, but do they sing to me? [singing while pushing the men] You are fired!
• Painter 1: Hey, she fired us in song.
• Painter 2: It still hurts.
• Megatron: And now I must have a soak. [he goes to the tub]
• [cut to Nori rolling down at the vent, then opening the vent, then swinging up at the ceiling, then getting down, bouncing on the couch, and table, then hearing radio, then blaring at Nori, with the foot getting on the red paint, then splashing on the floor, then looking at the paints with red, purple, blue, and white, then putting hands in the paint with blue and red, then clapping hands, then splashing at the paint trat, then drawing on the wall, then putting the feet on the wall, then cut to Megatron, taking a bath, with cucumbers on her eyes, then drawing on the wall, then looking at the bubbles, popping, then popping the bubbles, then opening a mouth with the bubble popping at Nori, then poppping all the bubbles, then climbing up the tub, looking at Nori in a bubble, then popping, with the red paint drop in the water drop, then touching the water, then putting the hands in the water, then cut to Daniel and Baitgirl, climbing up]
• Daniel: Okay fellas, last stop. Everybody off. [the seagulls fly off the cap, then looking at all the paint cans] No. Paint?
• Baitgirl: You've got to be kidding me.
• Daniel: Who leaves eight open cans of paint lying around?
• Baitgirl: Achoo!
• [they both open the window, then falling on the chair with the shark painting, screaming, then looking at the paint]
• Daniel: Absolutely, he went in there.
• Baitgirl: [they both look at Megatron and Nori, then gasping] Oh, boy.
• [Nori dumps the paint out of the can in the water, by mixing the paint]
• Daniel: Penguin, penguin. Over here, come penguin. Could you come here? Penguin, peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo. Penguin!
• [the paint can fall in the water]
• Baitgirl: Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! No, no, no, no, be quiet.
• Megatron: [takes the cucumbers off of her eyes] What's that sound?
• Daniel: Do yourselves a favor. You're going to want to put the cucumbers back on. [closing the door, with Megatron screaming in the mirror, with all three runs away]
• Megatron: [pressing a button] Paavo!
• Paavo: I knew it! You are black-handed with the pet.
• Daniel: And while we're on the subject, I think you have a serious pest the problem in this building, Paavo.
• Baitgirl: I mean yes, you did spray for sea animals every underwater? And specifically, remember such language in South Korea. [to Nori, whispering] Let's go. Not helping.
• Megatron: Look at my walls!
• Daniel: [to Megatron] And you!
• Megatron: What?
• Daniel: You hired a penguin to paint your apartment.
• Baitgirl: How do you sleep at night?
• Paavo: [pointing to Daniel, Baitgirl, and Nori on a wall painting] Here is your penguin! Now, what do you say?
• Daniel: Come on, that could be any guy in a red suit, white spiked cap, oxidized anchor necklace.
• Megatron: Paavo!
• [he looks at Paavo screaming]
• Daniel: Well, that was fun. Bye-bye. [slides down the door, breaking] Sorry. My fault.
• [Paavo throws the broken door away, then they all scream, now is two-headed turkey bursts through the window]
• Baitgirl: [running to the window] Lovely apartment. Could we borrow your window? Gotta go.
• Paavo: [opens the door, running over Megatron, two-headed turkey, and the window] You guys no more 17-B. You guys kicked from the building.
• Daniel: Just to be clear, the penguin's kicked, not me?
• Baitgirl: D'oh!
• Paavo: Get out!
• [they all use a ladder, to climb down, with the foot getting caught on a ladder]
• Daniel: Whoa-oh-oh-oh. Foot caught. Ow. Ow.
• [Nori grabs the white spiked cap of Nori, sighing]
• Baitgirl: What am I going to do with you?
• [the music of "Song Dedicated to the Giant Squid of the World" by The Snails playing by getting to Subway]
• Cassius: Come on. We're almost at Subway. Act natural. Try to blend in.
• Man: Yeah, boy.
• [Nori holds the leg of Nori]
• Bartholomew: Come on.
• [he looks at the baby sounds like Maggie Simpson, then imitating like a baby, then putting at Daniel]
• Darkstorm: [tickling her] Ooh, that tickles. [laughing]
• Daniel: [clears throat] He's grooming me. Everyone's doing it. They're getting hazardous penguins and... Uh, never mind.
• Woman: So cute.
• [they all together go to Subway]