Sonic

Long-time ago, there was a little hybrid named Sonic...who lived with his parents in a house by a snow tree. It was a pretty tasty place, but he was happy because of hybrids like tasty. On his birthday, the little hybrid's parents sat him down to talk, just as all hybrid parents had for thousand of feet backward. And so, the little hybrid went on his merry way. And wherever he went, crowds would welcome him with festive torches and hatchets and fun things like that. But whenever the little hybrid tried to join in the fun...his new friends would suddenly realize they had other things to do. So the hybrid did what his parents had told him to. He found perfectly rancid snow, and there he stayed for many years, all alone, but very happy with how his day had turned out.