sexta-feira, 17 de janeiro de 2020

Pingu Tied his Box

  • [Back at the Sonic the Hedgehog aisle, Sonic tied Pingu into a cardboard ship and put him in it]
  • Pingu: Ha-ha! Listen to me! It's 8 in the morning! You're not really a penguin! You're a hedgehog! We're all hybrids! Do you hear me?!
  • Sonic: Well, that should hold you til the court-martial.
  • [He put Pingu on a shelf and walks away]
  • Pingu: Let him go! You don't realize what you're giving! (grunts)
  • [The hybrids arrives in the Sonic the Hedgehog aisle]
  • Belle: And this is the Sonic the Hedgehog aisle. Back in 2020 shortsighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet the demand for 7 volumes.
  • Kronk: Hey, Sonic!
  • Sonic: Halt! Who goes there?
  • [He aim his laser at them, making Belle stop the car just in front of Sonic]
  • Knuckles: Stop make a sound around and get in the car!
  • Kuzco: Sonic! Sonic! I know how to defeat Dr. Robotnik!
  • [Sonic turn off his laser upon hearing this]
  • Sonic: You do?
  • Kuzco: Come on. I'II tell you on the way.
  • [Inside the box, Pingu saw this confusion and tries to call out to them but they can't hear him from outside]
  • Pingu: (muffled) No, no, guys! You've got the new Sonic! YOU'VE GOT THE NEW SONIC!!!
  • Kronk: Say, where'd you get the cool shoes, Sonic?
  • Sonic: Well, big henchman, they're the standard issue.
  • [They drive away, leaving Pingu behind in the box]
  • Pingu: [yells in pain]

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