PENGUIN-CATASTROPHE!

(INT. NIGHTLY TELEVISION NEWS SET. The same image of the restaurant becomes part of a news report, with the word, "PENGUIN-CATASTROPHE!" superimposed over it)

(A newscaster talks to camera)

Newscaster: If witnesses are to be believed there has been a penguin security breach for the first time in formula secret history.

(EXT. SUSHI RESTAURANT, NIGHT. The TDA agent stands in front of the smoldering sushi restaurant. A microphone is thrust in his face)

TDA Agent: We manage neither confirm nor deny the presence of a penguin here tonight.

(EXT. STREET/SIDEWALK. With chaos behind them, panicked people speak into the camera)

Misc. Person #1: Well, a penguin flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision!

Misc. Person #2: I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its special powers and shook me like a doll!

(A person steps forward to corroborate)

Misc. Person #3: It's true! I saw the whole thing!

(CLOSE ON TV)

(INT. NIGHTLY TELEVISION NEWS SET. A SCIENTIST sits next to the anchor)

Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to... baste this bird!

(INT. DAN'S LIVING ROOM, DAY. CRASH! The smart TV smashes on the floor. Nori's head peeks out over the set)

Nori: Oh-oh.

(Dan and Barbara wear white spiked dark blue cap, high polished white gold textured dolphin anchors pendant necklace, snorkels masks, and oven mitts for protection. they see the penguin and scream, scrambling behind a chair for protection)

Barbara: Oh, it's coming! It's coming!

Nori: (GIGGLING) Peekaboo!

Dan and Barbara (BOTH): (BOTH LAUGHING)

(Benedict, Max, Lois, and Bandit flee over to the window. Outside, oversized two-headed extra turkey scans the area. Hurriedly Benedict, Max, Lois and Bandit yank the shades closed)

(Nori totters towards them, babbling gibberish. Nori drops to the floor for push-ups. Barbara stands in front of him barking orders like a coach)

Nori: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, mama.

Barbara: Hey! Less talk, more pain, s’ mores boy!

(Between the push-up, Nori springs into the air, striking a fearsome pose and burping)

Max: Feel the burn! You call yourself a penguin?

Nori: (burps louder)

(INT. LIVING ROOM. Nori jogs in place)

Lloyd: Laughter feet, laughter feet, laughter feet! Hoop! The teenager’s awake!

(Nori drops to the ground and lies motionless)

Lloyd: Okay, laughter feet, laughter feet, laughter feet, laughter feet...

(Nori pops back up into a jog)

Lloyd: Teenager’s asleep! (Nori burps)

(INT. LIVING ROOM)

Lois: Siamese twins! In a bunk bed!

(Nori goes up and down, burping on two levels)

Lois: Ooh! I thought I had you there.