Bathroom Penguin Brawl

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games.

- What's that sound?
- Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of snails.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

I'm Bo Beep! Not taking sides! I'm not here on my crook!

Junior, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! You stupid, pathetic waste!

I've got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You're bluffing.
- Am I?

Surf's up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Junior! You're a genius.

You know, I don't even like baby! I don't eat it!

We need to talk!

He's just a penguin!

And he happens to be the nicest penguin I've met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other penguins in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!

Fine! Talking penguins, no yogurt night...

My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Junior.

And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!

I'm sorry about all that.

I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!