Playtime

Pinhead's Voice Box: There’s a shark in my boot. I’d like to join your posse, boys, and now first I’m gonna sing a rock song.

Sam: The young purple and white! Move over, Shaggy Ball. We have a guest. You want some coffee? It’s good for you. But don’t drink too much, or you’ll have to… Have to… Be right back!

Pinhead: Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me, sir.

Shaggy Ball: Shh!

Pinhead: Can you tell me where I am?

Blossom: The guy’s just asking a question.

Shaggy Ball: Well, excuse me. I’m trying to stay in character. (SNIFFS DRAMATICALLY)

Blossom: My name’s Blossom. You’ve met Baron von Shush.

Trixie: Hello, I’m Trixie.

Both: Shh!

Pinhead: Guys, hey. Guys, look, I don’t know where I am.

Trixie: We’re either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I’m pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.

Blossom: We do a lot of improvs here. Just stay loose, have fun, you’ll be fine.

(TOILET FLUSHING)

Pinhead: No, no, no, no. I…

Sam: Who wants lunch? Bee-boop-bee-boop. It has a secret ingredient. Jelly beans.

Pinhead's Voice Box: Somebody’s bane the soda box.

Sam: (GASPS) Bane? Who would do such a mean thing? (CACKLES) (EXCLAIMS) The eco-goth! Look out! She’s using her special powers! "I know where to hide." She’ll never find us here. What’s up? (EXCLAIMS) She found us! We need a spaceship to get away from the eco-goth!

Trixie: You’re doing great!

Shaggy Ball: Are you classicly-trained?

Pinhead: Look, I just need to know how to get out of here!

Blossom: There is no way out.

Pinhead: (GASPS)

Blossom: Just kidding. Door’s right over there.

Sally: Well, purple and white, you just jumped right in, didn’t ya? I’m Sally.

Pinhead: Uh, Pinhead.

Sally: Pinhead? Really? You’re gonna stick with that? ‘Cause now’s your chance to change it, new room and all. That’s coming from a doll named Sally.

Peas-in-A-Pod: Who’s the new guy? Are you a radical purple and white?

Pinhead: Well, actually.

Peas-in-A-Pod: ‘Course he’s not, pea brain. He does better have a hat.

Pinhead: I do too have… (GASPS) My hat!

Peas-in-A-Pod: Told ya.

Sam: (OFFSCREEN) I found a spaceship!

Shaggy Ball: Showtime.

Sam: Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts. Close your tray tables. Hold on. It might get a little bumpy. Three, two, one, blastoff! Whoo-hoo! You saved us, purple and white. You’re our hero. (LAUGHING)